Monday, May 5, 2008

There's Nothing To See Here. Move Along.

"He's getting pummeled." You think? Looks like Roger Clemens' attorney Rusty Hardin has pulled his head out of his ass just in time. Huh? Oh...

Hardin made the statement in reference to the public beatdown Clemens is taking in the media for his alleged steroids use and affairs with broke-ass country singers, golfer's wives, strippers, bartenders, penguins, etc.

"There hasn't been any change in plans," Hardin said. "Everybody keeps asking these questions. We'll sit down and see what his views are."

The decision on whether to drop the suit rests with Clemens.

"That's always a decision the client has to make. That's not the lawyer's decision," Hardin said. "I've never seen somebody get beat up like this. In some ways, I think we're on uncharted ground."

"That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy."

How the hell did Hardin allow Clemens to go through with this defamation suit? This was a no-win from the start. Smooth of him to start separating himself from Clemens. This should go as well as Obama and Jeremiah Wright. We can't wait until the Clemens' press conference where he throws Hardin under the bus or jumps him like a seal on a penguin. Does that even work?