It’s safe to say Dana White won’t be calling this assclown for a UFC fight anytime soon. Then again…

Four minutes into injury time and Napoli’s Ezequiel Lavezzi has one more chance to steal a win against Cagliari. Listen to the announcer’s buildup and goal call. It may not be “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!” but it’s strong. Don’t forget to wait for Lavezzi’s celebration fail.

Liverpool fans probably wish the advertising boards cut Lavezzi in half. I’ll take the aborted somersault.

Remember the stories about George Bush waving at Stevie Wonder at a Presidential Gala in 2002? They may or may not be true but who cares. It’s not that hard to believe.

Unfortunately for Lee Corso, there’s clear video evidence to prove that he’s just as clueless as Bush. Watch him try to shake Jake Olson’s hand on College Gameday. Did we mention that Jake is blind?

Hee haw, jackass. Stay classy. Let’s not get completely self-righteous. We did laugh our asses off when we watched it but that doesn’t make it right. Not much of what we do is.

Muay Thai Master…Of Fail

The only thing that would make this video better is if the dude shattered his shin while trying to be a badass. I’ll settle for the humiliation though.

He may have a full head of hair but his skills seem to left him in exchange.