Thursday, June 21, 2007

Street Race in SoCal and Your Dreams Get Crushed

If you get caught doing illegal street racing in Southern California your car will get wrecked, not due to your own crap-ass driving ability, but because of a new get tough way to prosecute illegal street racers. People who get caught racing in Socal get their cars compacted (ie: crushed, destroyed, turned to coke cans) and you have to watch it happen.

Charles Hoang and Daniel Maldonado found this out the hard way after they got caught racing, prosecuted and later made to watch their cars get smashed.

"That's my heart, my dream," said a visibly upset Hoang, 18, of Chino, who was surrounded by friends as his 1998 Acura Integra was put into a compactor. "That's my girlfriend, the love of my life. The cops can crush my car, but they can't crush my memories."
Now, I don't want to say that having a 98 Integra as a girlfriend and dream is a bad thing, but come the fuck on!! Get a fucking life. You don't live in 2 Fast 2 Furious land. Racing your rice burners across the streets, occasionally killing people and yourselves, is not a "fun" thing to do when you're bored with the suburbs. We all know the suburbs suck! Fucking do drugs like everyone else! Spending all the money you make from being a sandwich artist at Subway on a new spoiler that doesn't fit or a new muffler that makes your car RAWK is not a good use of your cash. Do a little drugs and you could possibly be the next Jimi, wait he's dead, the next Kurt, wait...dead too, the next...well you get the picture, there's better things you could be doing! You will not have some hot babe on the hood of your car after you cross the finish line like in the movies. You will most likely have a "hottie" like this waiting for you

Yea, thats what we all want. Fat girl puking. Hell yea. Anyway, the point of this story is, occasionally law enforcement does do some good...and this is one of them. Crush those annoying pieces of shit and make them watch it...just so long as I don't have to see another Fast & The Furious movie while on a Chinatown bus to New York. Most trends need to die quick, this one is long past it's shelf life.

Car Crushing Article Here - San Francisco Gate
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