Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

You have to hand it to the Cincinnati Bengals. If they showed this much determination on the football field at the end of the season, they might have made something of themselves by now.

Chris Henry: “Yo Quince! Pacman got arrested.”

Quincy Wilson: “Oh word?”

Henry: “Yeah. He also said Bengals are bitches. It takes a whole team to get arrested as much as he has. He said he even got a bunch of outstandings he ain’t even used yet. Said he’ll spot us a couple to make it closer.”

Wilson: “Fuck that noise. Coach Marvin said this is a team game and we win, lose or get arrested as a team. I’m a get arrested today. As a matter of fact, I’m gonna get arrested on Pacman’s home field. I’m gonna stand there like T.O. on the Dallas star. Shit, I may even make them use a taser. He do that yet?”

Henry: “Um…Nah, I don’t think he done that yet.”

Wilson: “Cool. I got a plane to catch. See you on the news, playboy.”

Henry: “Bet. I gotta go see my probation officer. Holla at ya boy, nucka!”

Bengals running back Quincy Wilson was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after refusing to disperse after a wedding party. He becomes the 10th Bengal arrested in the past 14 months. Ten is also the number of times Pacman has been arrested unless they’ve caught him for the strip club joint this past weekend.

Police wanted to disperse the crowd because some shots had been fired about 30 minutes earlier a block from the bar.
This is turning into a game of horse. Rumor has it that Pacman intends to respond by going old school and combining Charles Barkley, Rae Carruth and Lawrence Phillips. He’ll toss his next victim through the window and into a car trunk. Then he’ll speed off into a crowd like that crackhead in DC a couple weeks ago. Like Mannie Fresh, he’s a brofessional.

Photo courtesy of Mondesi's House.

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