The Honey Badger Doesn’t Give A Shit
Wisconsin should have started 11 honey badgers on defense in the Rose Bowl instead of a bunch of oversized corn-fed boys. They would have stopped Tank Carder and TCU. You don’t think so? It takes several whacks from a machete to put them down. Wikipedia suggests using a club or a “powerful rifle” to kill a honey badger. Apparently their skin is “impervious to arrows and spears”. Here’s something the honey badger never suspected. Will it blend? Didn’t see that coming, did you? Stupid badger.
We could go on all day about the crazy nasty ass honey badger but we’ll let Randall fill you in. Here’s your nature lesson for the day.
Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit. It just takes what it wants. Kind of like Cam Newton and his dad.
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