Australia Wins With “Maverick Rides Paris Hilton To Win”

Let’s be clear from the jump. Riding Paris Hilton doesn’t usually result in wins unless we’re talking about a winning case of the herp. Fortunately breast man Maverick Vinales was riding a motorcycle for Hilton’s motorcross team and not the team owner. Fox Sports didn’t waste any time coming up with a line that sums up everything about her involvement with the team.

Don’t forget to check the “My Rivals Are Pussies: Rossi” story also listed under “Most Popular Motorsports stories”. Good thing Joe Buck doesn’t work for Fox Sports Australia. He’d have an aneurysm after reading those stories. Wait. Someone get him a transfer down under or call Artie Lange to read these stories to him over the phone. That should do it.

And yes, Vinales was named after Tom Cruise’s character from Top Gun so guess that makes Sergio Gadea “Goose”. Nice knowing you, Sergio.

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