Put Your Hands Up For Dirk Kuyt
Now run ‘em! Gimme the loot! What can we say about another Liverpool player’s house getting robbed? Tommy’s come a long way since Trainspotting. He’s gotten off the bad stuff and managed to become the hardest working player for Liverpool. Maybe his hard work will pay off on the field and he’ll actually score.
His hard work has paid dividends off the field. Too bad it’s paying off for someone else. Kuyt became the latest Liverpool player to be robbed while away doing his job. Thieves (we’re assuming Liverpool fans) robbed his home while he was away on international duty last Thursday. It’s unclear what was taken at the time besides his dignity and sense of well-being.
Fellow support group members/victims include Peter Crouch, Daniel Agger, Pepe Reina and Jerzy Dudek. It appears the more you suck, the safer you are at Liverpool. The lesson is never try. Just ask former Liverpool players Gabriel Paletta and Djibril Cisse.
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