This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
What the hell is going on in Philadelphia? Eagles fans have always been known for their class. Lack of it, that is. However they’ve rarely stooped to the level of a Scouser. It’s a known known that when you sign for Liverpool, you do so with the assumption that your house will be robbed by your fans. This usually happens during an important game. Either some Scousers stowed away to Philly or Eagles fans have taken it on themselves to emulate their idols.
Broderick Bunkley’s house was robbed while he was away at a preseason game in Pittsburgh. He came home to find his house “ransacked”. In addition to several gaming system, he had legal handguns and rifles stolen.
“Neighbors said Bunkley has always had a security system, and that he’s very friendly and polite…”
They also said he’s clean. What the hell does friendly and polite have to do with being robbed while you’re away? The Eagles might want to consider throwing the season (like they have a choice). The better they do, the more their homes will be robbed.
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