Poor Sergio Gadea and Maverick Viñales. Little did they realize that when Paris Hilton decided to buy into their Moto 125cc grand prix team, she came as part of a package deal.

Hilton is going to sponsor the SuperMartXé VIP team for the 2011 season. She intends to make as many races as possible in order to infect one or both racers with herpes as fast as she can. Their bikes may go fast but the chickenhead socialite’s STD cocktail moves faster than an airborne disease from a monkey or the speed of sound. They might consider bring Valtrex on as a co-sponsor and precautionary measure.

I look at that picture and imagine a band of chimps playing the jugs inside her head. Someone should tell her to close her mouth. One can only assume she’s also confused about why nothing’s flying towards it when it couldn’t be more obvious that it’s in the ready position.

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