(Fake) Texts From Last Night

Whenever I’m having a really bad day, I like to take a trip over to Texts From Last Night and scroll through some of the “Worst Nights.” Always makes me feel a little better. In case you didn’t know, famous athletes and their brethren don’t always have great nights either. Wonder what’d it’d be like to get a text from an athlete? Dream no more. I shall share a few of the choice nuggs I came across in the last week or so:

Miguel Cabrera:

Well, I guess he’s got to get it out of his system before the best season of his life starts. Right Jim Leyland? Here’s James Dolan:

“I’m the Wiz, and NOBODY BEATS ME!”  Want to know what was on Daytona 500 winner Trevor Bayne’s mind right when he got to Victory Lane?

Dan Snyder has had a rough off-season.  Nonetheless, that’s not going to stop him from doing his best to continue ruining a once-proud franchise!

Lastly, I caught up with seventeen year-old Eliza Kruger, former paramour of NY Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez:

Tagged with: Dan Snyder • Eliza Kruger • Fake Texts From Last Night • James Dolan • Miguel Cabrera • New Stuff • Trevor Bayne

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