It’s 9 AM. Do you know where your kids are? Don’t wait until 10:00 PM to check on them. Gary Glitter is out of prison and strikes at all times of the day. If you live in Lancashire, you have double penetra….trouble.

Scott Henderson was arrested for exposing himself to a 15 year old on a Blackburn Rovers’ pitch. Did we mention he’s also Roar the Lion, Blackburn’s mascot?

The alleged incident happened at Rovers’ indoor astro-turf pitch used by youth players and hired out to locals.

A Rovers spokesman said: “We can confirm that Scott Henderson has been advised that the club is no longer prepared to offer him any casual work.”

Exposing yourself is casual work at Ewood Park? Does that mean they’ll call him in for the serious gang bang action? I thought that’s why El-Hadj Diouf was there.

Stan the Monkey (Accrington Stanley) was arrested for “indecency” with a 14 year old in 2005. At least American mascots keep it legal if barely.

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