Step aside Oprah, African children have Serena Williams now
Yeah, you read that right. Serena Williams just returned from Kenya, Africa where she was opening a second school for children. The school is named The Serena Williams Secondary school. Oprah can do things like this. She’s Oprah!!! Rainbows, candy, and unicorns follow her wherever she goes.
Serena Williams is not Oprah. Her horrendous display of sportsmanship, in my opinion, should never have been glorified by awarding her female athlete of the year. Way to be a role model for all those young female athletes of the world. So, maybe this is an attempt to repair her public image?
Or maybe not. After spending a whole three days in Kenya, she posted on twitter how happy she was to be returning home. Maybe that’s because she would rather be the student. Just days before leaving for Kenya, Serena enrolled herself in school to become a nail technician! Why? Well duh! She posted on her blog on Globalgrind.com that she totally gets a mani every 4 days and a pedi every 7. Wow, that’s a lot of nail polish. She’s dedicated to completing all 240 hours of the course to become certified. 3 days at 24 hours a day=a lot less than the time she will spend on her nails.
I salute the Brooklyn hipsters on the F train who spent a decent amount of time defacing the Venus Williams ad at the Smith street station. I only wish it was Serena in the photo. She deserves some defacing. Then again, maybe she spent enough time ruining her own public image.
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The photoshopped pic at the top of the article is Venus Williams, you Dumb Fucks !
Awaiting moderation Ehhh,no support of freedom of speech from you PUSSIES ! !
Okay Mr. Baughman, I will give you credit for being partially right. The post was changed to reflect that Venus is depicted in the photo. However, I did not photoshop the pic. That was an actual advertisement hanging on the wall of the Smith Street F subway station in Brooklyn, New York. I didn’t do the defacing, but that is an actual piece of gum and pieces of paper stuck to the image. The artist (or whatever you would like to call him/her) remains unknown. Just to clear that up.