Mike Van Ryn Can’t Win For Trying
We’re not gonna lie. It’s been a shitty couple of weeks for the Maple Leafs’ Mike Van Ryn. First he was helped through some glass on October 23rd. Relive the good times!
Van Ryn was probably thinking it couldn’t get much worse than that. Wrong. The Habs’ Tom Kostopoulous was jealous of Milan Lucic and decided to see if he could put Van Ryn through the glass too. Fail.
Bet he wishes the glass gave way that time although he would have taken it out with his face. This time, he stayed down and he’ll be out for a month with “a concussion, a gash on his forehead, a broken nose and a broken bone in his hand”. The NHL is going to review the hit and see if further penalties are warranted. Kostopoulous was given a major for boarding and ejected from the game.
Argue amongst yourselves or in the comment section over whether the hit was dirty. We know you’ll just do it amongst yourselves because you’re nothing but selfish bastards … Wow. I don’t know what just happened there. I’m sorry, baby. I didn’t mean that. I still care. Lemme put on some Luther Vandross (The Fat Years) and let’s work this shit out. Girl, you know we can’t get much better.
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