The Chocolate City Classic
Tiger Woods is bringing golf back to our nation’s capital. The PGA and Tiger Woods’ Foundation are currently in negotiations to bring golf back to the Washington DC area for the first time since…well, last year.
Currently, negotiations are ongoing with Congressional Country Club in Maryland, home of the 2011 US Open, to host the tournament. We here at the Deuce think Tiger needs to kill those talks and holla at Mayor Adrian Fenty. The event needs to be held inside DC at lovely East Potomac Park…otherwise known as Hains Point or the place where former Mayor, DC Councilman Marion “Mayor for Life” Barry, was once arrested for drug possession (no, not “Bitch set me up”, this is a different arrest).
Built on a landfill, Hains Point is a peninsula on the south side of the environmentally savaged Tidal Basin that also happens to have a public golf course. It is more generally known as a popular nighttime hangout point for drug dealers and hooker hoes.
The Deuce feels that it is only right and just for Tiger and the rest of the field to play on a golf course in the nation’s capital and not in Maryland. Not to mention in an area that represents what Washington DC is all about: filth, politics, drugs and prostitutes!
If the tournament should land in DC and not in Maryland, we suggest this trophy as a representation of excellence in the nation’s capital. After all as they say, once you go black…
Tiger Tiger Woods y’all.
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