Hooker and insulin enthusiast and smalltime baby calf sexpot Jason Whitlock has written a number of columns that seek to induce deep thought; including his piece on the true definition of prostitution. Did you know that merely exchanging money for implicit or explicit sexual favors is not really prostitution!? Jason Whitlock does. How else do you think he can get anyone to even mount his rippedling waterbedesque body, reeking of chipotle BBQ sauce and Doritos.

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The NBA on TNT crew found this out recently when they did a live spot with Tracy Morgan and Kenny Smith asked him which female he’d rather sex up, Sarah Palin or Tina Fey.  The answer is classic Tracy Morgan.