If It’s The Preakness, It’s The Running Of The Urinals
Long Island will not be denied. Watch them represent at the Preakness this past weekend.
If Long Island and Jersey douches ever join forces with the date rapey frat boys of Maryland and Virginia, the resulting horde would be unstoppable.
Oh there was also a bikini contest in case the running of the urinals was too low brow for race attendees. Your move, Belmont Stakes.
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