Legedu Naanee asks the Patriots why they're being such (expletive) and not letting Vincent Jackson catch the ball.

“Do you know who I am?” Anyone who’s a regular listener of Tony Kornheiser’s radio show** knows his signature line when they hear it. He gets away with the running joke. Chargers wide receiver Legedu Naanee does not.

Naanee was arrested and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest after refusing to leave an active crime scene.

According to police, Naanee came across an active crime scene at about 3:20 a.m. and was told he would have to turn around or go in another direction. Naanee, who according to police had a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on or about his breath or person,” asked the officer why he was being “such an (expletive).”

The police officer said after several attempts to get Naanee to leave the scene failed, he told Naanee he was under arrest. Naanee “actively began to pull away” and the officer used pepper spray but Naanee continued to resist.

Eventually he was handcuffed and as he was being walked to the police car, Naanee said, according to police, “Do you know who I am? I am an NFL player and I’m going to sue your ass.”

Quoting Kornheiser didn’t work for Naanee. Maybe he should have channeled Joe Namath and said, “I want to kiss you”.

Naanee’s agent, Buddy Baker, waited until Naanee resisted and was handcuffed before he intervened. He told the cop that he “was going to ruin [Naanee's] career”. That’s a bit of an overreaction. Marvin Lewis is still a head coach. There’s always a place for an oft-injured, average to mediocre player on the Bengals.

Why wouldn’t a police officer in Indianapolis should know about the legend they call Naanee, the twin brother of Nanu and son of Mork from Ork? Shazbot! What’s going on there anyway? Football players have been getting wrecked in that city ever since Mike Vanderjagt became the “idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth”. Now it’s contagious. Imagine what’s going to happen when the Super Bowl comes to town next season. Somebody take the keys away from Leonard Little and Donte Stallworth!

It was only late last year when Naanee was accused of putting someone in the hospital with “internal head injuries and a broken nose”. He was later cleared of any involvement.

…Naanee, 27, was asked if it was a relief that police concluded he was not involved in the fight. Naanee said, “Not for me. I mean, I never really was a suspect in the first place, but I’m grateful that the police came out and said that.”

When he was asked about the lessons learned from the incident, he said, “You’ve just got to remind yourself that you can go out as much as you want but you’ve got to remind yourself about the things that can happen, and that’s really all I can say about it.”

Chargers head coach Norv Turner said he spoke to Naanee about late-night partying, which he said isn’t a good idea when there is an important practice the next day.

Well there we are. Everyone knows no one listens to Norv Turner. He should have told Naanee to party his ass off. He would have stayed dry or continually dropped his drinks before accomplishing his mission. It would have been just like the Chargers in the playoffs. One big fail after another. The Super Bowl was only a week ago. It’s way too soon for anything Chargers related to succeed.

I can’t believe I dropped references from Mork and Mindy in this post. I’m not far away from dropping some Small Wonder and Vic Tayback on your ass.

** The show isn’t as good as it was when it consisted of Kornheiser, Andy Polin and Nigel but what are you going to do? Listen to Mike Wise? Try to tolerate Colin Cowherd? Focus on work?

If you can’t get into that hot party on January 19th, try the Blind Barber. T.O.’s hosting a “speakeasy soiree” benefit for the Alzheimer’s Association. Musical entertainment will be provided by … Pras Michel, the most talented of all the Fugees.

Pras is probably the safest Fugee to have at your party if one must be present. Wyclef will steal the money and use it on his mistress or a fake political campaign. Lauryn Hill will show up 3-4 hours late then tell you she’s worth the wait as she rushes through a medley while being played over by her band. Your best bet? Get some of that Four Loko you’ve been holding back and swig it in Washington Square Park while yelling at tourists.

H/T to Grub Street

Whoa. What? Ron Jeremy’s making a food truck porno? Do with that what you will. Grub Street’s finally paying off.

If Ice-T thinks the cop that arrested him yesterday is a punk bitch, who knows what he would call Tank Johnson. Even judges are calling him out for being one in addition to a coward.

Willie Bernard Posey, Johnson’s bodyguard and best friend, was shot and killed by Michael Selvie, in Chicago last year. The South Side gang member was sentenced to 55 years in prison last week.

Circuit Court Joseph Claps admonished Posey but unloaded on Johnson who apparently fled the scene when the police showed up and left his friend to die on the floor.

“Mr. Johnson has to live with his behavior that night, his failure to render aid to a person he described as his best friend…his cowardice and his attempts at self-preservation,” Claps said.

Johnson told the police he wasn’t at the club at the time of the shooting. He later testified that he didn’t want the Bears to can him and he was on thin ice with them due to previous legal troubles.

Is Marvin Lewis going to stand up for Tank like he is for Cedric Benson? Who would have thought Jerry Springer would be the classiest person to come out of Cincinnati?