Steelers Have A New Mascot

The Deuce is proud to introduce you to, Steely McBeam! Wait...Steely McBeam? That is bad, it sounds like the Simpsons made a joke of a mascot of them?! This is the worst name of a mascot I've heard since the Nationals used a character from Saved By The Bell as their mascot. I mean, not to pull a Seinfeld, but "who are the marketing geniuses who thought of this?" Oh, it was a fan contest, Diane Roles of Valencia, PA was a lady with an idea that captured the minds and hearts of the entire Steeler franchise...I could think of a few that might've worked a bit better and that might be more representative of the team & town:

Shirtless McDrunk (oh wait that's already Casey Hampton )Tubby McFat


Welfare McPoor

Tatty McInk

Dumbass McDumb

From Pittsburgh Post-Gazette