Legedu Naanee asks the Patriots why they're being such (expletive) and not letting Vincent Jackson catch the ball.

“Do you know who I am?” Anyone who’s a regular listener of Tony Kornheiser’s radio show** knows his signature line when they hear it. He gets away with the running joke. Chargers wide receiver Legedu Naanee does not.

Naanee was arrested and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest after refusing to leave an active crime scene.

According to police, Naanee came across an active crime scene at about 3:20 a.m. and was told he would have to turn around or go in another direction. Naanee, who according to police had a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on or about his breath or person,” asked the officer why he was being “such an (expletive).”

The police officer said after several attempts to get Naanee to leave the scene failed, he told Naanee he was under arrest. Naanee “actively began to pull away” and the officer used pepper spray but Naanee continued to resist.

Eventually he was handcuffed and as he was being walked to the police car, Naanee said, according to police, “Do you know who I am? I am an NFL player and I’m going to sue your ass.”

Quoting Kornheiser didn’t work for Naanee. Maybe he should have channeled Joe Namath and said, “I want to kiss you”.

Naanee’s agent, Buddy Baker, waited until Naanee resisted and was handcuffed before he intervened. He told the cop that he “was going to ruin [Naanee's] career”. That’s a bit of an overreaction. Marvin Lewis is still a head coach. There’s always a place for an oft-injured, average to mediocre player on the Bengals.

Why wouldn’t a police officer in Indianapolis should know about the legend they call Naanee, the twin brother of Nanu and son of Mork from Ork? Shazbot! What’s going on there anyway? Football players have been getting wrecked in that city ever since Mike Vanderjagt became the “idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth”. Now it’s contagious. Imagine what’s going to happen when the Super Bowl comes to town next season. Somebody take the keys away from Leonard Little and Donte Stallworth!

It was only late last year when Naanee was accused of putting someone in the hospital with “internal head injuries and a broken nose”. He was later cleared of any involvement.

…Naanee, 27, was asked if it was a relief that police concluded he was not involved in the fight. Naanee said, “Not for me. I mean, I never really was a suspect in the first place, but I’m grateful that the police came out and said that.”

When he was asked about the lessons learned from the incident, he said, “You’ve just got to remind yourself that you can go out as much as you want but you’ve got to remind yourself about the things that can happen, and that’s really all I can say about it.”

Chargers head coach Norv Turner said he spoke to Naanee about late-night partying, which he said isn’t a good idea when there is an important practice the next day.

Well there we are. Everyone knows no one listens to Norv Turner. He should have told Naanee to party his ass off. He would have stayed dry or continually dropped his drinks before accomplishing his mission. It would have been just like the Chargers in the playoffs. One big fail after another. The Super Bowl was only a week ago. It’s way too soon for anything Chargers related to succeed.

I can’t believe I dropped references from Mork and Mindy in this post. I’m not far away from dropping some Small Wonder and Vic Tayback on your ass.

** The show isn’t as good as it was when it consisted of Kornheiser, Andy Polin and Nigel but what are you going to do? Listen to Mike Wise? Try to tolerate Colin Cowherd? Focus on work?

Ryan Leaf Wants To Fail At Something Else Now

Ryan Leaf has decided to “set the record straight” and write a tell all about the rise and fall of one the NFL’s biggest busts in history…himself. You read that correctly, Ryan Leaf is going to write books now.  This story is so awesome and complex, it cannot even be contained in one book apparently as he has signed a THREE book deal to tell his life story.

Leaf’s life story is going to be a trilogy!   All the best stories are trilogies, we all know that.  Lord of the Rings, the Matrix, Back to the Future, Karate Kid, Species, the Jim Belushi K-9 trilogy…I could go on.

The first part of the Ryan Leaf Trilogy will focus on his four year career at Washington State University, which will sure to the literary equivalent of The Program. Surely the next book will focus on his four year NFL career, then the final book will focus on being washed up at age 28.

I am looking forward to this so much.  This is must-read material here.  Oprah had better put this on her list, the world needs to know the Ryan Leaf story.  I wonder if randomly throughout the book he’ll just yell at the reader to “KNOCK IT OFF!”?

Some Raiders fans like to think that by wearing the silver and black it somehow gives them special powers to be “bad-ass” and to “kick-ass”. They apparently didn’t get the memo that while the Raiders teams of the ’70s were a rough and tough kick ass team, the Raiders of the new millennium have been a bunch of nancy-boys.  That and you are not what you wear. I could wear a dress made of meat and I suddenly wont be able to sing and like Lady Gaga…i’d just smell real bad and freak out a bunch of people.

Observe as they get their asses handed to them by a bunch of preppy San Diego fans in the lot after the game.