This is how it starts. First you get the children, then you get the Christmas then you get the power.

SOS-Kinderdorf, a German children’s charity, sent out 50,000 Christmas CDs to households all over the country. Imagine the dismay or delight when the families discovered that they received a mix of Hitler Youth jams instead of traditional Christmas carols.

Spokesman Roger Damm claimed the charity’s computers had been hacked by a far-right group. Yeah and my twitter account got hacked by the Black Israelites. Actually that’s a terrible example. The only thing they know how to hack is a racist shouting match in front of a subway entrance on Essex and Delancey.

The charity and producer filed a complaint for “incitement to hatred. I can only assume it’s against themselves. I blame Krampus*. Never change, Germany.

Frohe Weihnachten, mein Fuhrer!

*I had to go with Bourdain since YouTube has something against Taco. Either one is a win.

The Denver Nuggets are really getting into the X-mas spirit this year.  So much so that they are rapping their own version of the classic Run D.M.C. Christmas song, “Christmas In Hollis”.  You will have to watch this train wreck to believe it.  Most surprising about this video is that the Birdman is probably not the worst rapper on the team.  Shocking, I know.  Enjoy.

If you want to see the original to compare, ask and ye shall receive after the jump.

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