Note to self, never Zorb while vacationing in Russia…wait, scratch that, i’m never going to Zorb anywhere, ever after seeing this video. Two guys in a Zorb roll down a hill then veer terribly off course, rolling down a gorge, hitting a ton of rocks while breaking the neck and killing one of the two guys in the ball. Terrifying and sad and now because you cannot NOT click play on that video you will watch it all happen!!
Random Video of Horrific Violence Archives
For lack of anything else to post, I’m going back to the faceplant well. Nothing is better than the combination of a whince inducing and uncomfortable giggle creating faceplant video…so here’s a few of them.
The bad news? Well, you fell into a hole in a mountain son. Check this skier out who narrowly avoids death while falling off a mountain top, crashing upon landing, then falling into a hole in the earth. If they could dub Homer Simpson’s voice throughout his fall i’d imagine its something like “D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! D’ohD’ohD’ohD’ohD’oh! D’ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….” Amazing that he lived.
I love the “ugh” at the very end. Fitting.
Its winter time and there’s snow on the ground, which means that its time for the time honored tradition of sledding down hills in wooden or plastic sleds by people who have no business doing so…and thus sledding accidents. I’ve been searchin the interwebs (or just Break.com) for a few good ones and I couldnt decide which one i liked, so I’m sticking them all up there. To save front page space, i’m just going to stick the rest after the jump. If you are bored and need to get some joy out of the physical pain of others…well enjoy…sickos.