Random Video of Horrific Violence Archives
The Good News Is, You Didn’t Die
The bad news? Well, you fell into a hole in a mountain son. Check this skier out who narrowly avoids death while falling off a mountain top, crashing upon landing, then falling into a hole in the earth. If they could dub Homer Simpson’s voice throughout his fall i’d imagine its something like “D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! D’ohD’ohD’ohD’ohD’oh! D’ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….” Amazing that he lived.
Random Video of Horrific Violence: Didn’t Quite Think This One Through
I love the “ugh” at the very end. Fitting.
Random Videos of Horrific Violence: Be Careful Out There Sledders
Its winter time and there’s snow on the ground, which means that its time for the time honored tradition of sledding down hills in wooden or plastic sleds by people who have no business doing so…and thus sledding accidents. I’ve been searchin the interwebs (or just Break.com) for a few good ones and I couldnt decide which one i liked, so I’m sticking them all up there. To save front page space, i’m just going to stick the rest after the jump. If you are bored and need to get some joy out of the physical pain of others…well enjoy…sickos.
These Seem Safe
Saw this while reading the always great Cheap Seats Daily by Dave McKenna and I just had to post it here. Carpet slides? Lets take the fun of sliding on a hardwood floor and do it on carpets too! Holy hell. How in the world did these things make it to market? How many things can go wrong here? Rug burn, sprained ankles, broken legs and i’m sure something like this
If these can be on the market, might as well bring jarts back. I want my lawn darts!







