Current England captain Rio Ferdinand didn’t waste any time taking after former captain John Terry. At least he’s stating his intentions on video instead of creeping around the backs of his teammates. Watch him do his best Disco Stu impression for the “benefit” of some hapless secret admirer.
Several years ago, some friends bought a celebrity message and got Fred Berry to call our friend on his birthday. What’s better than getting a call from Rerun? Birthday service from Dee Dee. Hey hey hey! Yeah. I’ll show myself out.