If you can’t get into that hot party on January 19th, try the Blind Barber. T.O.’s hosting a “speakeasy soiree” benefit for the Alzheimer’s Association. Musical entertainment will be provided by … Pras Michel, the most talented of all the Fugees.

Pras is probably the safest Fugee to have at your party if one must be present. Wyclef will steal the money and use it on his mistress or a fake political campaign. Lauryn Hill will show up 3-4 hours late then tell you she’s worth the wait as she rushes through a medley while being played over by her band. Your best bet? Get some of that Four Loko you’ve been holding back and swig it in Washington Square Park while yelling at tourists.

H/T to Grub Street

Whoa. What? Ron Jeremy’s making a food truck porno? Do with that what you will. Grub Street’s finally paying off.