There’s no better time for announcers to get self-righteous than when a streaker runs on the field of play during a sporting event. Joe Buck must have a small aneurysm every time every time he sees cock and balls on a football field. He almost imploded when Randy Moss pretended to moon the crowd at Lambeau Field.

Dorchester Town’s Andy Vickers decided to help the stewards corral a streaker and received a red card for his efforts. Watch the hilarity ensue.

The sending off scene needs some Benny Hill music playing in the background. This is every day in Latin American soccer.

Rafael Nadal lost in straight sets to some guy I’ve never heard of at the Australian Open earlier today. He supposedly injured himself early in the match. All lies. He hurt himself laughing at this clown’s streaking fail last night.

I’ve done this twice (clothed). Both times face first into a screen door. I was delivering beer one of those times but didn’t spill a drop even though I fell down. Who’s a winner? This guy.