I was a little too tall
Could’ve lost a few pounds
Cargo shorts points hardly reknown
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Out past Cole Field House where the beers got heavy
Out in the back seat of my ’96  Civic
Workin’ on mysteries without any clues
Workin’ on our night moves
Tryin’ to make some front page College Park news
Workin’ on our night moves
In the summertime
In the sweet summertime

We weren’t in love, oh no, far from it
We weren’t searchin’ for some bourbon in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin’ by the dorms
And we’d steal away every chance we could
To Bentley’s, Cornerstone or the trusty woods
I used her, she used me
But neither one cared
We were gettin’ our share
Workin’ on our night moves
Tryin’ to lose the awkward teenage blues
Workin’ on our night moves
And it was summertime

And oh the wonder
We felt the lightning
And we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder

I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 2002
Ain’t it funny how the night moves
When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in

I guess I could tell you, it didn’t work out.  You’ve all had stories like this.  But let’s face it: she ain’t coming back.  Voting for Jacquelyn is the closest you or I or anyone else in this godforsaken blogosphere is ever gonna get.  On top of that, she’s a great girl.  Vote for her, will ya?  Oh, and you could win $15 large, just for taking part in the Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge, presented by Spike.com.  Not bad.

Still interested?

What we need is for you, our faithful readers, to head on over to bracketmaster.spike.com and vote for JACQUELYN in the WEST division. If you want the best chance to win the $15,000 grand prize package and to get Jacquelyn to the top, you have to make sure to go to bracketmaster.spike.com to fill out brackets.  Not once, not twice, but thrice (or more).  Every day.  While you’re waitin’ on the thunder.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls we have a treat for you today. Welcome to Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge, presented by Spike.com!  What we have here is a a battle between 32 gorgeous Morganettes in a tournament to see who can be the #1 Morganette of them all.  We have signed up to participate in this affair because dammit the above pictured Jacquelyn needs our help to win and who are we to turn down a beautiful woman in distress?

Also, one of our readers could be the one to win the grand prize $15,000 prize package, which includes cash and the ultimate home theater equipped with an HDTV, surround sound system, sports ticker, fridge and furniture. Not a bad deal huh?

Here’s the deal, Jacquelyn is from Denver, CO and participating in the WEST division of the BracketMaster Challenge. Besides being absolutely gorgeous, she actually is a very cool girl.  Seriously, watch the video below and you’ll see for yourself.  We’d love to make this happen for her so we are asking your help and in turn you could win a boatload of goodies for your trouble.

What we need is for you, our faithful readers, to head on over to bracketmaster.spike.com and VOTE for JACQUELYN in the WEST division. If you want the best chance to win the $15,000 grand prize package and to get Jacquelyn to the top, you have to make sure to go to bracketmaster.spike.com to fill out brackets EVERY SINGLE DAY.

The Deuce thinks Jacquelyn has what it takes to win the top spot of this challenge so don’t let her down.  Don’t let us down.  Most of all…don’t let yourself down!  Vote Jacquelyn today!!

Full Disclosure: This is a sponsored post by Captain Morgan and Spike TV. You can all call us sellouts now if you want.