It’s been a while since we’ve had a Random Picture of Horrific Violence. Sleep well.

Photo taken by Jonas Unger. H/T to The New Yorker.

Note to self, never Zorb while vacationing in Russia…wait, scratch that, i’m never going to Zorb anywhere, ever after seeing this video.  Two guys in a Zorb roll down a hill then veer terribly off course, rolling down a gorge, hitting a ton of rocks while breaking the neck and killing one of the two guys in the ball.  Terrifying and sad and now because you cannot NOT click play on that video you will watch it all happen!!

You know how Russian presidents do when they get all up in the club. Poppin’ and lockin’. Making all the ladies say “Hell da!” Prime Minister Vladmir Putin isn’t the only one who knows how the charm the “electorate”. He takes off the shirt and sings songs to make the honeys wet. President Dmitri Medvedev is more of a straight to the point guy.

None of this courtship business. Medvedev doesn’t have time for the slow jams. He has to get back to serving Putin coffee with oil as well as indiscriminately crushing political and economic opponents. He’s all about the freak nasty. Put on some Mystikal and he’ll shake his ass. You better watch yourself or you’ll be pregnant by the time you leave the dance floor. Shout out to Tracy Morgan. Remember when Hillary Clinton couldn’t recall his name during the 2008 Democratic debates? It wasn’t her fault. She was still dazed from seeing him dance.

Yea, that’s about it.  Watch away as this big dude totally lifts up two not as big dudes.  HE HAS THE TIGER BLOOD COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS!