“Soccer style football legend, UK captain of the national team and the Manchester Red Devils Raoul Ferdinand” is pushing SoccerXizer machines here in the US. You won’t normally find us giving props to anything Manchester United related but this is brilliant.

It’s Brian Giggs approved!

H/T to 3 PM Extra

Current England captain Rio Ferdinand didn’t waste any time taking after former captain John Terry. At least he’s stating his intentions on video instead of creeping around the backs of his teammates. Watch him do his best Disco Stu impression for the “benefit” of some hapless secret admirer.

What woman wouldn’t appreciate a secret admirer message from Captain Rio? One can only assume this message was followed up by a picture of Ben Roethlisberger’s gray dick.

Several years ago, some friends bought a celebrity message and got Fred Berry to call our friend on his birthday. What’s better than getting a call from Rerun? Birthday service from Dee Dee. Hey hey hey! Yeah. I’ll show myself out.