Maybe it’s the other way round. No. That sounds about right.
Cristiano Ronaldo is celebrating his World Cup fail and accident (sorry, new son) by kicking it in New York. He’s been spotted greasing himself up at different pools and restaurants around town. He decided to stop by new and critically panned hot spot Kenmare for dinner and hilarity ensured.
Via Page Six:
As [Ronaldo] walked into the dining room Wednesday, decked in a snug black shirt and pale slacks, one diner exclaimed, “Oh, my God, it’s The Situation!” — referring to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the beefy reality star known for his toned midsection and aggressive pursuit of women.
Everything’s coming up Ronaldo these days.