Sometimes you go to a party and things just go south. It could be for any number of reasons but they really don’t matter. However when the host is the one to blame, it’s advisable to let him know about his transgressions as a lesson for the future. An upper decker is never a bad move. It’s the penalty that keeps on giving. There is one precautionary piece of advice I can give hosts to avoid unfortunate situations. Never invite Colombian prostitutes to a party then kick them out without paying for services rendered. All bets are off the table cause the shit is on it.
The Honduran ambassador to Colombia was forced to resign after his bodyguard invited a couple hookers to the mother of all Christmas parties. Let’s just say they didn’t play backgammon and discuss Wittgenstein.
According to Honduran media reports, the ambassador’s bodyguard and close friend Jorge Mendoza organized a party at the embassy to celebrate Christmas that turned into a booze-fueled orgy with prostitutes.
Reports said the prostitutes stole embassy computers and cell phones, and defecated on the desks of the ambassador and the commercial attache, after they were asked to leave without being paid.
“A scandal in our foreign service is a stain on the country’s name. Diplomatic missions are sacred,” said lawmaker Rodolfo Zelaya.
It’s all fun and games until a couple hookers start acting out 2 girls 1 cup on your office desk. Honduras should consider this a win considering there was no mention of blow or donkeys. You probably thought we were going to link to a donkey show video. Sick bastards.