Think the CFL was intimidated by the NFL’s choice of the Black Eyed Peas to play the Super Bowl? You cold busted cause you wrong. Canada spares no expense when it comes to Grey Cup entertainment. Pre-game entertainment by “rap-rock” group Down With Webster. I don’t know what Emanuel Lewis did to them but whatever. We all gotta have enemies. At some point I will enter the Thunderdome with Guy Fieri and I will emerge alone. Hopefully they start some cross-border rivalry with Linkin Park and take each other out 2Pac/Biggie style.
The big guns were saved for halftime when Bachman Turner Overdrive slayed Edmonton. I haven’t seen video of the halftime show but if they rocked as hard as they did during the pre-game rehearsal, you know it was liver than a Snow** and Soul Decision show hosted by Rick Moranis. Just ask this janitor.
Let’s see the Black Eyed Peas top that hotness.
Down with Webster just made my enemies list. Forget Mexico. Listen to this abortion of a track and tell me you’re not ready to invade Canada and make sure nothing like this crosses the border.
**Bet you thought we were gonna hit you with some Informer. Well we know ladies be readin’ this here Deuce too so we figured we would slow things down to show our sensitive side. Girl, we hurt. We have feelings too. So on and so forth.