Kit Kat and Nell Carter think the Knicks need to give Eddy Curry a break. He’s only going to show up when a limo driver needs to be sexually harassed or someone needs to wreck a medicine ball.

Everyone knows mediocrity runs through the Knicks organization like the Germans through Belgium. Mike D’Antoni must be wishing he had the chance to make a “Decision” and get away from Jim Dolan. Too bad he didn’t realize that Curry is the basketball equivalent of Albert Haynesworth.

Curry was a no show for the Knicks summer league team and D’Antoni is already being pressured to answer questions about his status for the regular season.

Coach Mike D’Antoni put a positive spin on the Curry’s absence, but gave a very clear warning: He had better be ready in late September, or his time in Milan and Paris (where the Knicks will play preseason games at the start of October) will be as a tourist — not a basketball player.

“I’d be stupid if not being here would sway it,” D’Antoni told The Post. “But he’s got to be ready when training camp opens. He’s got to be ready.”

D’Antoni should know better than to bring Curry to Italy and France. Pasta and heavy cream will definitely get him in shape if slacking off this summer doesn’t do it.