Poor Willis McGahee. He and everyone else know that he’s out on the street the minute the NFL lockout ends. Free agency is creeping up on him and there’s nothing he can do about it. Ravens teammate Tom Zbikowski can beat up on tomato cans in the boxing ring because he knows he has a job and health insurance when regular programming resumes in Baltimore.

Don’t feel bad for McGahee. He’s already come back from a career-threatening injury in college (oh yeah) and getting knocked the fuck out so he’s used to dealing with adversity. This time’s no different. He already has a new way to make money if he doesn’t sign with another team.

Alfonso Ribeiro would be proud of that Carlton. Even Uncle Phil would give his grudging approval. Too bad McGahee didn’t do “Apache” with Ray Rice as Boogaloo Shrimp.

If you keep watching, you’ll get the Big Man Dance, the Dougie and of course Double Dream Feet. McGahee’s got better moves than Darrin from Darrin’s Dance Grooves** but he’s got nothing on Jonathan Ogden.

** Keep your eye out for Erin Andrews. She swears by Darrin.

H/T to Baltimore Sports Blitz.

In this episode of Seinfeld, George, finding himself obsessed with  Elaine, attempts to order baldness cream from the “Hair Restoration Clinic” in Beijing.  Because they don’t speak english, George spends several tortuous minutes over the phone attempting to purchase the cream.  At which point Jerry asks, “Why are you doing this?”  George responds, “Why do I do anything?  Tsss…For women.”

And thus, Erin Andrews is one reason why millions of men will get out of bed everyday just to fight the good fight at work, school, or whereever.  Happy to see her back out there and enjoying herself.