You know how Russian presidents do when they get all up in the club. Poppin’ and lockin’. Making all the ladies say “Hell da!” Prime Minister Vladmir Putin isn’t the only one who knows how the charm the “electorate”. He takes off the shirt and sings songs to make the honeys wet. President Dmitri Medvedev is more of a straight to the point guy.
None of this courtship business. Medvedev doesn’t have time for the slow jams. He has to get back to serving Putin coffee with oil as well as indiscriminately crushing political and economic opponents. He’s all about the freak nasty. Put on some Mystikal and he’ll shake his ass. You better watch yourself or you’ll be pregnant by the time you leave the dance floor. Shout out to Tracy Morgan. Remember when Hillary Clinton couldn’t recall his name during the 2008 Democratic debates? It wasn’t her fault. She was still dazed from seeing him dance.