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Someone better keep an eye on Tommy Tuberville. He already walked out on dinner and now he’s not returning calls. Look, Cincinnati. I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this but he’s probably cheating on you already and yes, she’s way hotter and lets him eat 5-way chili off her naked body anywhere on demand.

Current Bearcat recruits are already upset over the way Tuberville is handling himself when it comes to commitments. Demetrius Monday decommitted from Cincinnati after getting the Heisman from the coach and his staff.

Pebblebrook High School defensive back Demetrius Monday de-committed from Cincinnati on Thursday after never hearing from new coach Tommy Tuberville.

“I think it’s messed up,” his father, Bryant Monday, told the AJC. “You wait until a few weeks before signing day to say something? They could have told us a month ago.

“Now we’re left with less than a month until signing day to figure something out. He had other scholarship offers but he hasn’t talked to those coaches in six months … since he committed to Cincinnati on July 25.

Monday’s father said Tuberville and his staff wouldn’t return their calls and is trying to get kids to “de-commit on their own”.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution also reports that Jaleel Carter followed suit after getting the Tuberville treatment.

“They said they were bringing in their own guys, so all the guys that are committed are out luck.” Canty requested a conversation with Tuberville. “They said he was busy, trying to get his staff together.”

Tommy Boy’s break-up style is gangsta. Tuberville made news when he walked out on potential recruits during dinner in order to take the Cincinnati job. That’s just the kind of guy Bearcat fans should want to take over after Brian Kelly’s controversial exit to take the Notre Dame job. At least he told his players he was leaving at dinner even if he previously lied to them.

Carter cut off communication with other schools that were interested in him and there’s less than a month left until signing day as he noted. The kids Tuberville is screwing over are pretty much stuck as schools come closer to filling their recruiting needs if they aren’t complete by this time. This should be a harsh lesson to them and others who get the shaft from major programs. Things don’t get much better even when you report to campus as a student-athlete. Prepare for disappointment unless someone gives you a name as strong as Johnny Football. It doesn’t count if you name yourself.

On the other hand, you’re rolling as a head coach. You can walk out on the restaurant check, show up at the new place and clean house without remorse or repercussions. Tuberville should be getting a note from Bobby Petrino complementing him on his style any day now. Congratulations on hiring a guy who has no problem smacking his bitches up, Cincinnati.

At least we’ll always have this: