This video of Boston Mayor Tom Menino mispronouncing the name of Patriots players does nothing to dispel stereotypes about Boston. Every New England mayor is a blend of him, Diamond Joe Quimby and Buddy Cianci. I’ll leave the percentages up to you. Nothing you say will change my uneducated opinion about this.
Er ah I’m going to ah Welkah ovah there and ah Welkah! Now there’s a haircut you can set your watch to.
At least Menino was smart enough to bet food instead of a dance like Denver Mayor Michael Hancock. Imagine him doing the squirrel dance. He’d throw his back out and thensome. Remember when Goodspeed tells Mason what happens when one is exposed to VX gas? Bet it would look something like that. It’d be like Warning. Call the coroner, there’s gonna be alot of slow singin and flower bringin.
The end of football season in Wisconsin signals the beginning of dark times until the following August. Maybe we should have seen the demise of the Packers coming on Saturday night when Bucky Badger was filmed robbing a Madison bank on Friday. Lock your windows, close your doors, Biggie Smalls.
It was 14 years ago today that the Notorious B.I.G. was killed in Los Angeles. The murder is still unsolved although informed sources claim to know who put the hit out on the him. Put aside those arguments about over him and 2Pac. Everyone can agree that they both put most rappers today to shame.
It’s a travesty that clowns like Soulja Boy, Gucci Mane and Drake get so much play these days. It’s one of the biggest reasons many are turned off hip-hop these days. That being said, there’s tons of talent out there that doesn’t get the airplay or publicity they deserve. Much of it is underground but there are still big names getting it done. If you don’t have Gutter Rainbows by Talib Kweli or Apollo Kids by Ghostface Killah, slap yourself then cop them.
Today’s about Biggie. Watch him crush some poor fool in a freestyle battle at the age of 17.
People need recognize when they’re defeated. That guy probably went home to cry unlike Chris Bosh. Chris Webber has no time for him either.
It’s a shame that Biggie had to go out like that. The worst part was that we were left with Puffy, Lil’ Kim, Lil’ Cease and the rest of that bullshit Junior Mafia crew.