After completing the NYC triathlon a couple years ago, I decided to complete a new challenge every year. This year I’ll be representing the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society in a triangle challenge. Donate HERE unless you like cancer and hate all that is good in the world. Next year, a biathlon may be the move. Who isn’t down for an Olympic competition in which smoking out of a rifle is required?
German biathlete Florian Graf came close to becoming the most recent recipient of a Darwin Award after huffing the barrel of his rifle during a World Cup race.
Graf was disqualified after attempting to clear moisture from the barrel of his rifle between shots.
Former junior world champion Graf said on his website: ‘I had a drop of water in the front sight. I just reacted wrong and had something like a blackout in my thought process. I make no excuses. Of course I did not want to put myself or others in danger.’
No one’s in danger unless you pack your head with C-4 and deep throat your gun in a crowd, balla.