So there I was dodging dingos with a Mini up my ass and I said, “Hey, what am I doing at this race track?”
An auto race in Brisbane, Australia went even further down under when two cars clipped and one flipped into the crowd. Spectators had to run for safety after it went over the safety rail and into the crowd.
Only two people were hit by the car and neither suffered life-threatening injuries. Both should recover in time to be attacked by one of ten of the most poisonous snakes in the world or a randy kangaroo.
If the horny kangaroo doesn’t finish the job, the boxing one will get all Oz on that ass.
Only Vegas can give people the chance to enjoy hookers in every sense of the word. The USA Rugby Sevens were on ABC opposite the Olympics this past weekend. It’s an underrated tournament and a great chance to check some rugby in Vegas between visits to the Bunny Ranch and Spearmint Rhino.
We don’t pay enough attention to rugby on the Deuce. Maybe it’s because we don’t understand it that well. However you have to appreciate a sport where people try to kill each other without pads. Here are a couple rugby commercials that show different sides of the game.
1. The Scottish answer to the Haka. Rugby plus whiskey? Check and mate.