So Anthony Bourdain and Alton Brown walk into a strip club.

I knew someone in DC years ago who would crumple up dollars and throw them at strippers while they were working. He did this several times during a birthday party for a friend who was dating one of the strippers at Camelot or some other spot on M Street. I asked the guy, who worked for my friend, why he did that. It was a bit uncouth even if we didn’t know the strippers. Yes I know. He replied, “That’s just my style”. I shrugged and said, “Hey sometimes” and went about my business. Did I mention he also had “Chevy Chase” tattooed across his stomach in Gothic letters? He wasn’t honoring the actor from Nothing But Trouble but the DC suburb ranked among the 10 wealthiest in the nation. He couldn’t even afford to think about living there. There’s no point to that story so don’t bother looking for it.

I wonder if Alton gets down like Richard Quarles when he’s in the champagne room. Bet he dresses up as Colonel Bob Boatwright and leaves a trail of broken strippers and hookers in every city except for the time things went horribly wrong when he tried to “set her free”. I’m going to assume so until I hear otherwise.

This is how it starts. First you get the children, then you get the Christmas then you get the power.

SOS-Kinderdorf, a German children’s charity, sent out 50,000 Christmas CDs to households all over the country. Imagine the dismay or delight when the families discovered that they received a mix of Hitler Youth jams instead of traditional Christmas carols.

Spokesman Roger Damm claimed the charity’s computers had been hacked by a far-right group. Yeah and my twitter account got hacked by the Black Israelites. Actually that’s a terrible example. The only thing they know how to hack is a racist shouting match in front of a subway entrance on Essex and Delancey.

The charity and producer filed a complaint for “incitement to hatred. I can only assume it’s against themselves. I blame Krampus*. Never change, Germany.

Frohe Weihnachten, mein Fuhrer!

*I had to go with Bourdain since YouTube has something against Taco. Either one is a win.