tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6017354770571966766.post-49875244521822368192008-04-29T02:08:00.005-04:002008-04-29T02:34:46.753-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ARTxiBaLfnc/SBa9rF_Bh1I/AAAAAAAABPk/8_rtz6gEY28/s1600-h/ronaldo4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ARTxiBaLfnc/SBa9rF_Bh1I/AAAAAAAABPk/8_rtz6gEY28/s400/ronaldo4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194547768256989010" border="0" /></a><br />When will the bad times end for AC Milan and Brazil striker Ronaldo? Once he was almost the greatest soccer player in the history of the universe. Now he's fat, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y89qzF75LeQ">gimpy</a> and getting rolled by trannies.<br /><br />Ronaldo was questioned by police in Sao Paulo after being <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=530065&amp;cc=5901">caught with transvestite hookers</a> in a motel room. He claimed the bitches set him up (Marion Barry would be proud) and tried to extort money out of him. He was unaware that the hookers were trannies until they got to the hotel but he was aware that they were prostitutes.<br /><blockquote>[Police inspector Carlos Augusto] Nogueira said the altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women. The inspector said Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met earlier Sunday night but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel.<br /><br />"He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun," Nogueira said. "But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."<br /><br />...The AC Milan striker told police he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, but before he left one of them allegedly asked for $30,000 to hide the story from the media.</blockquote>The prostitutes claimed Ronaldo also asked for drugs but he denied this in a statement to Globo TV.<br /><br />Prostitution isn't a crime in Brazil so Ronaldo isn't in trouble with the law.He must be happy that he won't be going back to Milan in the near future. AC Milan owner, Italian prime minister and all-around buffoon Silvio Berlusconi probably ordered him to use hookers to keep his cardio up while rehabbing his knee.Mustafa Redonkuloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06089845952174042550noreply@blogger.com