You know how Russian presidents do when they get all up in the club. Poppin’ and lockin’. Making all the ladies say “Hell da!” Prime Minister Vladmir Putin isn’t the only one who knows how the charm the “electorate”. He takes off the shirt and sings songs to make the honeys wet. President Dmitri Medvedev is more of a straight to the point guy.
None of this courtship business. Medvedev doesn’t have time for the slow jams. He has to get back to serving Putin coffee with oil as well as indiscriminately crushing political and economic opponents. He’s all about the freak nasty. Put on some Mystikal and he’ll shake his ass. You better watch yourself or you’ll be pregnant by the time you leave the dance floor. Shout out to Tracy Morgan. Remember when Hillary Clinton couldn’t recall his name during the 2008 Democratic debates? It wasn’t her fault. She was still dazed from seeing him dance.
Your chance to catch a glimpse at the future of the X Games after enough spinal injuries happen. ITS EXTREME WHEELCHAIR! Actually, if its the X Games, they’d probably name it like X-WHEELIE STREET VERT or something impossibly stupid like that. Nevertheless, flipping that heavy ass chair around twice is pretty impressive. Also impressive, this has never been done before. Watch Aaron Fotheringham flip it.
And by sad, i mean funny. This poor fat kid is stuck inside a bowl in a skate park. It takes this chubby lad 4 whole gripping and intense minutes of struggle and sacrifice and finally, through the bonds of undying friendship, this young boy with a belly full of jelly gets out. Well maybe not undying friendship, maybe just some other kids that actually want to skate in the bowl. WTF was this kid doing down there in the first place? Is there a heavyweight division of skateboarding I didn’t know about? Its like a baby stuck in a well for the X generation.
That title pretty much sums it up. Looks like this kid is going to take a serious blow to his unhelmeted (not a word, but whatever, it fits) noggin, yet, miraculously, he lands ass on the board. Crisis averted, the dumb shall live to skate another day.