Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 at
We recently noted that Dwyane Wade and Britney Spears are dangerously close to living parallel lives. They both seemed to be headed in a downward direction. Little did we know he was extending his business interests overseas. Things are definitely on the up and up.
Wade is going to do more than play basketball in China this summer. He’s also going to help the Chinese get their hard on. Black Sports Online found this Chinese ad for sexual enhancement pills. You might notice Wade in the corner giving his best fuck face.
Wade’s representatives say he did not give permission for his image to be used. There’s nothing to be ashamed of here. The Chinese need all the pleasure they can get after this summer’s early unpleasantness. Ramming speed! Sueper sex indeed!
Friday, May 9th, 2008 at
Chin up white peop…I mean hard-working American people. Damn you for infecting me so fast, Hillary. While your jobs are being shipped overseas and given to bloodthirsty, whore-loving illegal immigrants thanks to NAFTA, corporate America is having a grand old time at your expense. The Bush administration is bailing out the banks while screwing homeowners. Guess what? You aren’t the only ones they’re trying to screw like a penguin.
The US is forcing Mexico pay Canada some serious loonies. Ron Mexico a.k.a. Michael Vick has been ordered to pay a Canadian bank $2.4 million dollars for defaulting on a loan.
The Royal Bank of Canada sued Mexico after he pled guilty to the dogfighting charge that eventually landed him in Leavenworth. The bank claimed the plea amounted to a default as laid out by the terms of the loan.
This is a bloody outrage. Another judge said Vick could keep his $20 million in bonuses earned from 2004-2007. That’s because the judge understood what freedom is all about. If you have money, you get to keep it.
Canada is just going to use that money to finance their end of the NAFTA superhighway which will ease Mexico’s eventual takeover of the US. It’s a c-o-n-spiracy.
I don’t know why Rev. Al’s wasting his time with Sean Bell. He needs to remember what the struggle’s about and put on that sweatsuit with some fat chains. Get your Tawana-lovin’, permed ass to Kansas. America and Mexico need saving.
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 at
Ozzie Guillen better watch out for secret weapon White She-Devil on the South Side. The “Venezuelan piece of shit that is racist and only starts the Latin players” (as some Chisox fans call him) doesn’t play whitey.
Guillen surprisingly has been taking the criticism in a calm manner.
”I got a bunch of e-mails that said I played the ‘Cuban Missile’ [rookie Alexei Ramirez in the season opener] because he’s Cuban,” Guillen said. ”Wow, did you see the spring training the ‘Cuban Missile’ had? You would play him, too. I don’t make a lineup because of who is Latino and who is not. That’s ignorant. The ‘Cuban Missile’ had bad games because he went against C.C. [Sabathia] and [Fausto] Carmona.
”The one thing people need to understand is it takes me a long time to make the lineup. It’s not easy. But people say some dumb things.”
If anyone would know anything about saying dumb things sometimes, it would be Guillen. However, the guy is great and it’s refreshing to have someone like him in the league. It would be better if more managers spoke their minds. He could be the off-brand Jose Mourinho.
We suppose the term hypocrisy would be lost on White Sox fans who spew racism while accusing Guillen of the same. Boston fans better step their racialist game up.