After completing the NYC triathlon a couple years ago, I decided to complete a new challenge every year. This year I’ll be representing the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society in a triangle challenge. Donate HERE unless you like cancer and hate all that is good in the world. Next year, a biathlon may be the move. Who isn’t down for an Olympic competition in which smoking out of a rifle is required?
German biathlete Florian Graf came close to becoming the most recent recipient of a Darwin Award after huffing the barrel of his rifle during a World Cup race.
Graf was disqualified after attempting to clear moisture from the barrel of his rifle between shots.
Former junior world champion Graf said on his website: ‘I had a drop of water in the front sight. I just reacted wrong and had something like a blackout in my thought process. I make no excuses. Of course I did not want to put myself or others in danger.’
No one’s in danger unless you pack your head with C-4 and deep throat your gun in a crowd, balla.
Sometimes you go to a party and things just go south. It could be for any number of reasons but they really don’t matter. However when the host is the one to blame, it’s advisable to let him know about his transgressions as a lesson for the future. An upper decker is never a bad move. It’s the penalty that keeps on giving. There is one precautionary piece of advice I can give hosts to avoid unfortunate situations. Never invite Colombian prostitutes to a party then kick them out without paying for services rendered. All bets are off the table cause the shit is on it.
According to Honduran media reports, the ambassador’s bodyguard and close friend Jorge Mendoza organized a party at the embassy to celebrate Christmas that turned into a booze-fueled orgy with prostitutes.
Reports said the prostitutes stole embassy computers and cell phones, and defecated on the desks of the ambassador and the commercial attache, after they were asked to leave without being paid.
“A scandal in our foreign service is a stain on the country’s name. Diplomatic missions are sacred,” said lawmaker Rodolfo Zelaya.
It’s all fun and games until a couple hookers start acting out 2 girls 1 cup on your office desk. Honduras should consider this a win considering there was no mention of blow or donkeys. You probably thought we were going to link to a donkey show video. Sick bastards.
Tiki Barber had some reason to celebrate this week, his divorce has been finalized. Barber, who wisely destroyed every relationship he had with active NFL players and coaches on his way out the door toward the promised land of a failed gig on the NBC TODAY Show, also desperately sought to revive his previous career last season only to have a single workout for one of the NFL’s worst franchises.
When life hands you lemons…you can add them to your Allagash White and plop in two straws, one for your best buddy and de facto publicist Peter King, right Tiki?
Still, at least he gets to go to bed with this.Multiple news sources are also reporting that Barber intends to marry his mistress. Somebody explain the definition of insanity to the now-broke former NFL star, please.
Ever since Alistair Overeem started eating babies “eating horse meat” there have been whispers that Overeem’s physique was on the wrong side of the vial. Overeem was an enigma, who remained heavyweight champ of Strikeforce despite defending the title only once in three years. If he had been a fighting champion there’s no question it would have helped Strikeforce put out a more competitive product to better compete with UFC.
Despite the steroids rumors, Overeem was a big score for the UFC; he was a legit heavyweight and the division needed them. Overeem was immediately awarded a fight against former heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, beating him in the first round DESPITE the fact that he technically skipped town before his drug screening for THAT FIGHT, and got a conditional license from Nevada for the fight. Despite all the red flags though, Overeem delivered and he was rewarded with a title shot against Junior Dos Santos for UFC 146.
Overeem, along with all other main-card fighters, was tested at a press conference in Las Vegas to promote the UFC 146 pay-per-view event, at which Overeem was scheduled to take on UFC heavyweight champion Junior dos Santos. “The Demolition Man’s” sample came back showing an elevated level of testosterone, a result that indicates the illegal use of testosterone as a performance enhancing substance.
There’s still a chance that the “B” sample of Overeem’s urine will come back negative, but don’t hold your breath, this fight is probably not going to happen. Be ready to watch Frank Mir take on Dos Santos, which could be okay except Mir is inconsistent.
At the risk of going Florio on everybody here, it’s absolute bullshit that Overeem was able to put the UFC in this position in the first place. The UFC pushed Brock Lesnar to the moon when he first arrived in UFC, he was given a heavyweight title shot after just three fights, and now he’s back in WWE, so why didn’t White learn anything from that experience? Why was a rematch against Velasquez for Dos Santos so out of the question?