Move over, God Shammgod and Long Wang. We have a new contender for best name ever. This one is related to an athlete so we’ll let him slide. Meet Queen Quedith Earth Harrison and her brother God Goldin Zig Zag Zig Allah. That’s straight up halal.

USA Track and Field CEO Doug Logan doesn’t want President Bush to give Marion Jones free.

Guess who wants to be the Nate Newton of track and field.

You ever had that not so feminine feeling where you just wish you were more of a man and not because you just ordered a Sex on the Beach or Malibu on the rocks? Yvonne Buschbaum knows how you feel.

Buschbaum is retiring from professional track and field at the age of 27 to pursue outside interests like becoming a man. She feels that she’s “living in the wrong body”. She’s retiring so that she can start taking hormone treatments.

It’s not like the good old days in East Germany where you could have a sex change along with everyone else on your team and have the state pay for it. Capitalist pigs.