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The Expected Unexpected In NFL Playoffs

Saturday, the expected happened. The Patriots toppled the Jaguars in a hard fought (Joe Gibbs term) battle in Foxboro. Most everyone expected that their opponent in the conference championship game would be the Colts who should’ve had no problem with the San Diego Chargers on Sunday. Most everyone was wrong when the Chargers, who lost LT in the 2nd quarter and Phillip Rivers later in the game, snuck away with a win at Indy with some solid defense and huge contributions from back-up players.

Also on Saturday, the expected happened when the Green Bay Packers dismantled the Seattle Seahawks in classic Green Bay weather, a heavy snow and plenty of cold and wind. Most everyone expected that their opponent in the conference championship game would the the Dallas Cowboys who should’ve had no problem with the New York Giants on Sunday. TO was playing, it is a home game, no problem right? Wrong, Eli Manning (of all people) had a great game with no mistakes and the defense stepped up in the 2nd half, disrupting Tony Romo greatly, and allowing only a field goal for Dallas in the 3rd quarter. New York beats Dallas, Romo is 0-2 as a quarterback in the playoffs and T.O. cries after the game:


The unexpected should always be expected in the NFL. All Norv Turner haters, myself included, are scared to find out that a Norv Turner team made it to the conference championship. In addition to this development, most Eli Manning haters are frightened that he is in a conference championship game, especially with Tom Coughlin as his head coach. Tiki Barber must be crying in his dockers pants right now that he retired because his former team, and the next season they are a game away from the Super Bowl. All of this of course means there is a tear in the fabric of the universe somewhere and we are all certainly about to die. You should be afraid. Yes, Armageddon is upon us people but first, we have 1 more round of playoffs to go before the Super Bowl.

San Diego at New England and New York at Green Bay…this doesn’t leave much drama I don’t think. With weather being a huge factor, it has got to be Green Bay vs New England, dont you think? You know this guy wants to show the kid how its done.

Romo Ain’t Smiling Here

What happened to Tony Romo’s trademark smile here in this photo snapped of him and his living barbie doll girfriend Jessica Simpson? Another question is, why on earth is he following so far behind her? Look here
He doesn’t even look like he’s going in the same direction as her. Love on the rocks already for Mr. Romo perhaps. Looks like a romance that is destined to end in typical Hollywood fashion…with a porn tape, bitter custody battle and a reality show for one of the scorned lovers.

From I Don’t Like You In That Way (more pictures here)

Jason Campbell Is Sensitive

I am not sure if anyone noticed this from the Washington Post yesterday, but apparently, Jason Campbell, quarterback for the Washington Redskins, is a crier! That’s right, the quarterback of the future for the Redskins actually cried after his team’s loss to the Cowboys on Sunday.

Campbell cried after Sunday’s loss, angry with himself for a late-game interception on what overall was his best performance in the NFL. “It’s tough, we keep losing all these close games and we’re playing so hard as a team,” he said. “You’re fighting your hearts out and it seems like things don’t go our way towards the end of games”

What the hell is that? Who the hell is Campbell, Dick Vermil? Norv Turner? Now, I am as big a fan as anyone of Jason Campbell, I think he’s the quarterback that DC has been waiting decades for, but come on son, THERE IS NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL! You lost the game, you made some bad passes, your defense collapsed against a superior opponent in the 4th quarter, your coach made dubious calls…BUT DONT YOU DARE CRY ABOUT A LOSS??

Some people will say “At least he cares that much to actually cry,” but I say bullshit, you don’t inspire your fellow football players by crying, you make them pity you. I didn’t see Romo crying after he botched a snap and hold on a field goal in the playoffs? I am rooting for you Jason, but grow a pair, if you want to take the next leap to greatness in the NFL, the first step is to stop your crying and just make some plays in the 4th quarter.

Maybe Jason just watched too much Rosie Grier in his youth:

From Washington Post

Dallas Cowboys Possibly Linked To Steroids Arrest

David Jacobs, a north Texas man, was arrested yesterday for conspiracy to possess anabolic steroids with the intent to distribute. The police seized tens of thousands of steroids from his east Plano home upon his arrest along with firearms. The juicy part of this is this guy is a personal trainer who claims to have “offered guidance” to Dallas Cowboys players and is going to plead out and cooperate with officials telling them everything and everyone he knows.

“I am comfortable in saying, ‘Yes. I’m pleading guilty to the manufacturing and distribution of anabolic steroids,’ and I’ve agreed to take that plea agreement,” said Jacobs.

How ’bout that huh? Maybe Belichick and the Colts aren’t the only cheaters out there in the NFL? Perhaps Romo and his ‘boys have had a little chemical assistance to help them to their NFC best 8-1 record? Everyone knows you don’t get a smile like this without some sorta drug. The Cowboys have denied this man’s involvement in the organization, but as we know from other steroid scandals, players often have their own trainers to hook them up with the good stuff.

The Deuce will be watching for more info about this…if anyone has any tips, let us know.

From CBS11TV

Now This Is A Nice Idea

Eat a fat one, Zack Attack. Kasey Kasem has no idea what he’s talkin’ ’bout. I can’t even begin to get my mind around this brilliance. It’s so much bigger than you or me but not Mr. Belding. Damn, he done blew up.

I lost $2M on a bet that Romo would fumble the mike.

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