A moat is worthless unless it’s filled with crocodiles, piranhas and evil Aquaman to prevent Bernard Pollard from terrorizing Brady and Gisele. How great would it be if he cloned himself into an army and attacked the Brady estate. Imagine something along the lines of Army of Darkness. This is my boomstick!
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As if this storyline has not played out enough already, Kenny Mayne is now chiming in to beat this dead horse further into the ground. Its Tom Brady hair vs Justin Bieber’s hair on “The Mayne Event” on ESPN this Sunday.
Its almost as if Kenny Mayne is now getting segment tips from Rick Riley in order to sustain some amount of relevance these days. How old is this non-storyline? I’d be remiss if I didn’t include this clip of the show, but really, this topic is so old I am wondering if anyone even cares at this point.
Give it a watch, its quick and surprisingly the most painful thing about it is that Bieber is actually a worse actor than Brady. Shocking really since watching Tom Brady “act” will make you think Peyton Manning is friggin Russell Crowe on stage. Anyway, here you go:
It doesn’t look like Tom Brady has anything to worry about from Wes Welker. Monkey-free Page Six reports that Welkah spent time with Gisele Bundchen in her Rio hotel suite while Dreamboat was rehabbing here in the US. He apparently tried to samba with her but failed miserably. How great would it have been if Ryan Clark came flying out of a closet and wrecked him Terry Tate-style when he tried to dance with Tom’s date?
The Cleveland Three-Card Monte isn’t as famous as the Cleveland Steamer yet but give it some time. If Phil Savage pulls a couple more moves like this, the whole world will know the Cleveland Monte. Perhaps not as well as the Donkey Punch but close enough.
Browns GM Phil Savage resigned QB Derek Anderson to a 3year, $26 million extension in part for his play last season but also to spite the Cowboys and Dolphins. Wha?
Savage admitted that he was worried that Dallas would sign Anderson then trade him to the Dolphins and he just couldn’t have that.
Dallas would have signed Anderson to a big contract and included a “poison pill,” which would have made it impossible for the Browns to match the offer.
Dallas would have compensated the Browns with first- and third-round picks. They would be the Cowboys’ original selections, No. 28 overall in both rounds.
Dallas would have traded Anderson and their other first-round pick – No. 22 overall, obtained from the Browns last year – to Miami for the No. 1 overall pick in the draft. The Cowboys then would select Arkansas running back Darren McFadden with that pick.
Savage was suspicious that Bill Parcells wouldn’t return calls before the Feb. 29 tender deadline. He just couldn’t live starting a douchebag at QB and we have to respect that.
There would be nothing to see here if that were the only reason Savage boxed out the Cowboys. However our resident conspiracy theorist “also thought the Cowboys would lend Parcells a hand in the transaction partly to tweak the Browns for looking good in the Brady Quinn trade of a year ago, which resulted in a much lower pick for the Cowboys than anticipated.”
Yeeeeah that’s it. The Cowboys already have their own douchebag who dates never-been singers and chokes under pressure. We’re surprised Romo wasn’t in the hot tub with Leinart and Lachey. It must suck when you don’t get invited to amateur hour. Tom Brady’s probably laughing at these clowns and think, “Dude, I was so never like that.” as he blocks out the fact that he dated the same Tara Reid as Kyle Boller.
David Tyree is the real hero in this game. That jump ball catch, on 3rd and 5 with less than 1:15, to go, thrown by a scrambling for his life Eli Manning and caught on his head with Rodney Harrison draped all over him was one of the best moments in Super Bowl history. That play set up, what proved to be, the winning touchdown of the game just four players later with the Giants beating the Patriots 17-14. That says nothing of him catching the first touchdown pass of the game for the Giants and giving them a 10-7 lead. He played one great game but that catch will be remembered with some of the all time great plays of Super Bowls.
The video of it (while it’s up) is below, but here’s the quotes from some Giants and Patriots players, one coach and a brother that sums the catch all up:
“David Tyree, that’s all you have to say.” It was just a great catch by David Tyree. I found a way to get loose and just really threw it up. He made an unbelievable catch and saved the game.” – Eli Manning
“Unbelievable, in Friday’s practice, he was dropping everything.” - Amani Toomer
“I don’t know that there’s ever been a bigger play in the Super Bowl than that play.” – Tom Coughlin
“He made a hell of a play.” – Asante Samuel
“Eli’s pass to Tyree, I think, was one of the greatest plays of all time. You always see Swann’s catch.” Peyton Manning
Here’s the video: