“I gather that Tim Tebow is extremely good at football. That’s just as well, for he certainly isn’t very good at thinking.”  - Richard Dawkins (Former Professor of the Public Understanding of Science at Oxford; author of “The God Delusion” and “The Greatest Show on Earth”.)


From The Washington Post

What’s that you say? You want us to mail it in and give you more video? Done and done. Our friends over at Wondershot passed along this video which takes some well-deserved shots at Tim Tebow.

I’d be down just for the Gator crocs and a chance to gets my circumcision on. If I don’t get into Tebow, I’m on the wait list for LaGarrette Blount.

Tim Tebow didn’t declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft that passed this last weekend, so the good state of Florida can continue it’s love affair with the Heisman winning quarterback for one more year. One more sexy sexy year. Now ladies, you can show your support for the God fearing quarterback by wearing some Tebow inspired…undies. Naturally, they’re called Teebows.

See, they’ve got T’s on them and bows and they’re actually in the shape of a T and they’re in Florida’s colors! Its about the next best thing to getting a tramp stamp of his name above your crack!

Go get you some UF fans.

From Teebows

SI taking some liberties with the Tim Tebow photo on their new issue

When you walk into a fancy bar, you ask for fancy drinks, stuff like “I’ll take a Midori Colada” or “Caramel Apple Martini” or something classy like that. When you go into a sports bar to watch your daily dose of athleticism you should be able to ask for a drink with a sports themed name. We here at the Deuce love drinking and sports, so we’re happy to provide you with a guide. Here’s a dozen to get you started. (I double dog dare anyone to do this entire list…if you do, I want pictures and lots of them.)

Snotty Bitch = “A Terrell Owens”
Directions: Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add 1 part Vermouth, 1 1/2 parts Vodka, 2 parts Sour mix, then 1 1/2 parts Club soda. Shake, strain, and finish off with a splash of lemon juice. Prance around like the bitch you are for the rest of the night.

Mind Eraser = “A Troy Aikman”
Directions: Pour 2 parts of coffee liqueur, add ice, float 2 shots of vodka, and two parts (or so) of lemon-lime soda, club soda or tonic water (your preference). Remember nothing for the days.

White Russian = “A Kirilenko”
Directions: Prepare a tall glass full of ice then add 2 parts Vodka, then 1 part Coffee liqueur, finally add 1 1/2 parts Cream. Stay white homey.

Liquid Cocaine = “A Doc Gooden”
Directions: A double-shot. Get a mixing cup ready with ice. Pour in 2 parts each of Vodka, Peach flavored Bourbon, Amaretto and Orange liqueur. Splash pineapple juice, then shake. Pour into double-shot glass…be fucked up for life.

Incredible Hulk = “A Barry Bonds”
Directions: Add 3 parts Hypnotiq to a chilled cocktail glass. Then add two parts Hennessy Cognac. The result is a mean green drink with a sweet but killer bite.

Blue Mother Fucker = “An Eli”
Directions: Pour 1/2 parts each of Curacao (Blue), Gin, Rum (light), Tequila (clear), Vodka into a glass of ice, add 1 splash each of 7-up and Sour Mix. Shake, drink and get sacked.

Veritas Asshat = “A Kobe”
Directions: Fill glass with ice, add 2 shots of 151 (rum) then 2 shots of Midori (melon liqueur)then 2 splashes of sour mix and then fill to top of glass with sprite. Stir with straw and enjoy…you ASSHAT!

Dirty Butt Whore = “An Amaechi”
Directions: Prepare a highball glass full of ice. Add 1 part Bourbon, 1 part Jagermeister, and 2 parts Orange juice. Fill the glass with Cola. Insert your own joke here.

Brain Damage = “An Elijah Dukes”
Directions: 3 Parts Gin, 4 Parts Jagermeister, 2 parts Vodka. Build in a rocks glass with a single ice cube. Go fucking nuts immediately after…dawg.

B-52 = “A Heath Shuler”
Directions: Layer 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Bailey’s and then 1 part Grand Marnier in a shot glass. Prepare to be finished quickly.

Sexy Gator = “A Tebow” (for the ladies)
Directions: Put melon liqueur and sour into a mixing tin, and spindle-mix for two seconds. Pour contents into martini glass. Slowly pour Jagermeister down the side of the glass (it will sink to bottom). Carefully float raspberry liqueur on top of the melon-sour layer. If successful you should have a 3 layered drink! Upon finishing, you have had sex with a gator.

Suicide Pact = “A Benoit”
Directions: Grab 2 shot glasses and a friend. Each fill your shot glass halfway with tequila and top off with vodka. Prepare to die. (Too soon?)

FOR PART II OF THIS STORY CLICK HERE
Recipies from Extratasty & Drink Nation
Photo of Drunk Random Dude in DC By SexyFitsum on Flickr
Photo of Tebow from Barstool Sports