Leave it to Don King to take a good idea and ruin it. King wants to have another Rumble in the Jungle somewhere in Africa.

“Without a question of a doubt I have to go back to the motherland,” the US boxing promoter told the BBC.

It’s not like Africa has enough problems. First the European plunders the continent and now it’s the Chinese and Don King.

The fight should take place in Congo again. You know how they do in the DRC.

It’s rumored that Sudan, Zimbabwe and Eritrea are interested in hosting the fight that no one will watch. People might show up if they hear two heavyweight tomato cans are fighting but they’ll be disappointed when they find out there aren’t any tomatoes.

That’s right. I went there.

You know you’re in trouble when McGruff is coming after you. This McGruff The Crime Dog PSA has been adapted to speak out against Michael Vick and his murderous ways. Kick him in the nuts! TITTIES!!!

UPDATE: Sons of Sam Malone posted this on the 9th…apparently we should read their blog more. WHO KNEW?

McGruff the Crime Dog doesn’t give a shit about your children. Watch as McGruff doesnt take a bite out of crime, but takes a bite out this kid’s ass that he throws aside in an attempt to win a race…against a bunch of children. What kind of world do we live in?