Apparently, she’s not that good between the sheets. See, she and Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine were an item a little while ago, the relationship ended and he had this to say about Maria’s lack of skills in bed:
“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
Like a dead frog? Good God…say it ain’t so Adam? With all the noise that comes out of her when she smacks the balls on the tennis court, it is really quite a surprise she couldn’t muster the energy to do the same when the balls are smacking against her! Then again, one must consider the source. I’d like to think that Adam Levine’s shrill of a voice is so damned annoying that she didn’t want that ass to open his mouth at all, just do the deed and get it over with. I might actually have more respect for Maria just saying “Shut up and get it done, pretty boy”. I still think the dream lives on.
From The eXile.com
Best! Yeah! Enjoy your favorite French Open players doing karaoke.
Nadal without his unitard and manpris? I’m not sure which way is up or down anymore. What I don’t know makes me nervous.
We all have seen her hulking arms and her large posterior…but what is going on here? She looks like she is armed with two surface to air missiles aimed directly at her cross court opponent and if she starts to give her some lip she’s gonna fire them off like the ED-209. Seriously, she needs to stop I think. There comes a point where there is too much muscle…and that point is when her boobs could rip your head off by themselves.