Here’s your random WTF video of the day. Do what the trailer says and hide your mamas. Seriously, do it. Here’s Issac Hayes as starring as Truck Turner, a bounty hunter who don’t take no jive from any turkeys.
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If you didn’t have enough reasons to pull for the Cardinals this Sunday, here’s one more. Defensive tackle Darnell Dockett’s nickname is Fart Box.
“He takes these protein shakes where he’s trying to keep himself healthy, but when it comes out we all suffer,” [nose tackle Bryan] Robinson said. “It’s nasty.”
There’s so much going on in that quote and it’s way too early. We’d hate to be around Fart Box when he’s not trying to keep himself healthy. He’s probably as deadly as Lake Nyos. Let’s hope Heath Miller gets some of that on Sunday.
Yea it’s not sports related, that’s what makes it random, but the sheer strength of this man’s pimp hand knocks this dude out at a gas station. Do not taunt the man in red, his pimp hand is the strongest of them all.