Its on like Donkey Kong bitches. 100% Injury Rate’s WCK and I, Chimpanzee Rage, are battling it out in the field of football prognosticating excellence. In other words, we’re going head to head in picking NFL games straight up, no spread. That’s right, its “100% Injury Rate’s and Deuce of Davenport’s Straight Up NFL Weekly Beatdown Contest”.

Every Friday, 100% Injury Rate and your favorite douchebag bloggers, Deuce of Davenport, will have our picks available for all you degenerates gambleholics to discuss, dissect and disseminate while we will go mano a mano in a fight to the death…every week. Well ok, not really death.

What are we playing for you ask? Simple. The loser each week will have to do something he certainly does not want to do, unless we tie, then we both do it because neither one of us want to kiss our sisters.

This week, since its just the beginning, we’ll start off easy…the loser of the NFL pick’em must defend the below image in a blog post on their site:

Ok…we’ll that won’t be fun. Look down for THIS WEEK’S PICKS..and let the beatdown commence!!

Here’s the picks folks. The battle begins, in Week 3. Do let me know how wrong or right you think I am. Favorites are named first:

Indy @ Hou – No Andre Johnson = Loss – COLTS
NE v. Buffalo – The Bills are teh suxxor – PATRIOTS
NYJ v. Miami - I’ll go with Trent Green on this one – DOLPHINS
Philly v Detroit - I smell 0-3 coming!!! – LIONS
Pitts v. San Fran - Big Ben keeps on ticking – STEELERS
TB v. STL - Rams finally get right – RAMS
SD @ GB – Pack’s luck finally runs out – CHARGERS
Balt. v. Ariz – Leinart actually dies in this game – RAVENS
KC v. Minn - Um..wait…who is the Vikings qb now? – CHIEFS
OAK v. Cle. - This is not game of the week material – RAIDERS
Sea v. Cinci - Palmer is gonna light up the ‘hawks – BENGALS
Den. v. Jax – Cutler wont do so well against this D – JAGUARS
Car @ ATL – Panthers roll easy on this one – PANTHERS
Wash v. NYG - Area 51 will injure everyone – REDSKINS
Chi v. Dal – Daaaa Bears shut down Romo & Co. – BEARS
N.O. v. Tenn - And the Saints…lose again – TITANS

Update: Check out 100%’s picks here and compare. God, they are going DOWN!